Chapter 1. MooMoo.. Moon Me!
Alone in his room Rich stared out at the full moon that night.
"I wonder if the moon is really made out of cheese? Rich said with a heavy sigh.
Licking his lips he fell asleep dreaming of being dipped into melted cheese, breaded and deep friend till golden brown. The next morning came like a black woman after her husband who had been cheating with the milkman.
What the hell? I almost found the beef! Rich yelled to himself. School was just another worry to Rich, that and why drinking blue Hawaiian Punch makes your poop blue. It was just another unsolved mystery that couldnt be solved because it was unsolved since no one could solve it.
"Hmmm blue, blue like the sky, like the color of the liquid they pour into Maxi pad commercials, there has to be a connection to why my poop came out blue that one night" Rich shook his head, slapped a baby and took a break from that question.
Thinking too much cause him cramps, and it was a heavy flow day.
Rich didn't like school very much since he went to UCRG the University of California, Really Ghetto. They didn't even have a football team, but then who would really like to see guys piled on top of each other and get dirty? (Other than David). Rich parked, and made his way to campus. He noticed that a strange little Asian man drinking milk was staring at him. "Sweet cocoa Jesus, not another one staring at my goodies" Rich was a magnet for perverts, and large women with whips.
Getting scared, and a little aroused Rich made a run for it to the bathroom to hide, because you know that sexy things never happen there.
To be continued....?
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Going to re-post my old stories!! Maybe it'll make me want to write again.
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