Sexy Eevee Cyril!!!!

It was my first day in becoming a Pokemon trainer. I know trainers usually start younger, but I knew it was time for a career change. I got my bat out from the closet, and set off to a field of tall grass. I must of killed about a thousand Bidoofs and these purple rats! I was about to give up when I found it!!!! It was non other than a sparkling ultra rare Sexy Eevee Cyril! I couldn't believe my Asian eyes. Lucky for me it was sleeping like a skank all topless, and with a smile. Here's a pic.

Ewwww, it was just sleeping there like a skank!