Legendary Sexy Soldiers! Ch.1 Part 2

Hiding in a stall he listened quietly. The creaking of the door caught his ear as it opened. "I know that your in here, don't make it harder than it already is" The voice whispered. Rich looked back and forth,"What the hell? Um, what am I making hard?" Rich asked. The voice replied, "The chase, your making the chase hard. Real hard in a bad way" Rich's head tilted to one side,"Oh, that's whats hard, or was it?" A little grin spread across his naughty Asian face. He didn't need another man pitching a tent in his pants, and then being asked if he wanted to go camping. Rich decided that there was no point in hiding, and came out of the stall. His face was in shock when he laid eyes on the "person" talking. There was a delicious cow standing there.

 Rich thought to himself,"Oh, the beef. That's where it was!" The cow's mouth moved, "Climb on top and I'll take you for a magical ride!" Rich exclaimed,"I don't fall for that line anymore. Fool me three times shame on you, but fool me sixty-five times shame on me!" He said out loud while pointing at himself. "The cow let out a smooth sparkling moo, and Rich instantly appeared on the cow's back. His expression was that of a Chinese person, and the smell of baked goods filled the moist air. As they road off into the sky the cow explained what was to become of Earth's future. Apparently the world was going to be over run with little brown things that will destroy it slowly. Rich shouted, "MEXICANS!I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING WRONG!!" The cow turned and said, "No, its not them this time, it's something worse.... Oprah is getting married, and will have BABIES!" "NOOOOOOOOOO!" Rich's scream rang through out the world, he was crying for the world and the horrors that would transpire if Oprah was allowed to breed.

Legendary Sexy Soldiers! Ch. 1 Part1

Chapter 1. MooMoo.. Moon Me!

Alone in his room Rich stared out at the full moon that night.
"I wonder if the moon is really made out of cheese? Rich said with a heavy sigh.
Licking his lips he fell asleep dreaming of being dipped into melted cheese, breaded and deep friend till golden brown. The next morning came like a black woman after her husband who had been cheating with the milkman.

What the hell? I almost found the beef! Rich yelled to himself. School was just another worry to Rich, that and why drinking blue Hawaiian Punch makes your poop blue. It was just another unsolved mystery that couldnt be solved because it was unsolved since no one could solve it.

"Hmmm blue, blue like the sky, like the color of the liquid they pour into Maxi pad commercials, there has to be a connection to why my poop came out blue that one night" Rich shook his head, slapped a baby and took a break from that question.
Thinking too much cause him cramps, and it was a heavy flow day.

Rich didn't like school very much since he went to UCRG the University of California, Really Ghetto. They didn't even have a football team, but then who would really like to see guys piled on top of each other and get dirty? (Other than David). Rich parked, and made his way to campus. He noticed that a strange little Asian man drinking milk was staring at him. "Sweet cocoa Jesus, not another one staring at my goodies" Rich was a magnet for perverts, and large women with whips.
Getting scared, and a little aroused Rich made a run for it to the bathroom to hide, because you know that sexy things never happen there.
To be continued....?

SISTAR - Alone - K-Pop

Sorry I haven't posted something in a while, but you know... lazyness and life. SISTAR is back!! They look sexy in their outfits, and walking around like hookers in Vegas! They should of called me to be in the video as the Madam.