Hiding in a stall he listened quietly. The creaking of the door caught his ear as it opened.
"I know that your in here, don't make it harder than it already is" The voice whispered.
Rich looked back and forth,"What the hell? Um, what am I making hard?" Rich asked.
The voice replied, "The chase, your making the chase hard. Real hard in a bad way" Rich's head tilted to one side,"Oh, that's whats hard, or was it?" A little grin spread across his naughty Asian face.
He didn't need another man pitching a tent in his pants, and then being asked if he wanted to go camping. Rich decided that there was no point in hiding, and came out of the stall. His face was in shock when he laid eyes on the "person" talking. There was a delicious cow standing there.
Rich thought to himself,"Oh, the beef. That's where it was!"
The cow's mouth moved, "Climb on top and I'll take you for a magical ride!" Rich exclaimed,"I don't fall for that line anymore. Fool me three times shame on you, but fool me sixty-five times shame on me!" He said out loud while pointing at himself.
"The cow let out a smooth sparkling moo, and Rich instantly appeared on the cow's back. His expression was that of a Chinese person, and the smell of baked goods filled the moist air. As they road off into the sky the cow explained what was to become of Earth's future. Apparently the world was going to be over run with little brown things that will destroy it slowly. Rich shouted, "MEXICANS!I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING WRONG!!"
The cow turned and said, "No, its not them this time, it's something worse.... Oprah is getting married, and will have BABIES!"
"NOOOOOOOOOO!" Rich's scream rang through out the world, he was crying for the world and the horrors that would transpire if Oprah was allowed to breed.
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