Arnoldo in the Raw Interview! Love Confessions of the Brown Kind!

 

 

It hit the spot just right. More like a brown spot.

Hot of the hot presses of the sweatshops in a little Chinese town comes the interview that even Barbara Walters didn't want. What makes this man/woman tick? Now YOU the reader will know the enigma that is called Arnoldo.  Man? Woman? Beast? Lesbian? Find out through this ground breaking interview. Are you prepared?

Richard (11:03:14 PM): let's do an interview then for my blog

Arnoldo (11:03:39 PM): ok
Arnoldo (11:03:42 PM): right now?

Richard (11:03:54 PM): u got something better to do?

Arnoldo (11:04:06 PM): nope
Arnoldo (11:04:14 PM): Well, masturbating

Richard (11:04:17 PM): :-(

Arnoldo (11:04:18 PM): but that can wait
Arnoldo (11:04:19 PM): lol

Richard (11:04:39 PM): Hi ARNOLDO!!! How are you doing this evening?

Arnoldo (11:04:58 PM): I'm doing Great! Rich$Con
Arnoldo (11:05:01 PM): how about yourself?

Richard (11:05:13 PM): I'm doing dandy like sour candy.

Arnoldo (11:05:28 PM): I don't know what that means but I hope it's good!
Arnoldo (11:05:30 PM): :-D

Richard (11:05:46 PM): I have no idea what it means either.
Richard (11:05:57 PM): So how is life treating you?

Arnoldo (11:06:37 PM): Life is going well. It could be better but we can only do with what we have right now.

Arnoldo (11:07:16 PM): Meaning I keep struggling to make my place in history. I'm writing some items, I'm TRYING to learn how to draw and I'm cleaning my room. One of the most incredibly painstaking tasks ever committed by men.

Richard (11:08:22 PM): I've seen your room. I think it is where evil peoples' souls go when they die to suffer for eternity.

Arnoldo (11:08:39 PM): Well, that and they keep talking to me before finally rotting that it just makes it annoying.

Richard (11:08:47 PM): Also, you draw like a monkey w/ no arms, feet or a tail.

Richard (11:09:33 PM): But back to more important things.
Richard (11:09:39 PM): How is your love life going?

Arnoldo (11:10:33 PM): It's not.
Arnoldo (11:11:04 PM): It's taking a break until I lose my weight. After that, I'm going to get on all the bitches I can. As long as they're clean.
Arnoldo (11:11:11 PM): If not, I ain't touchin' that!
Arnoldo (11:11:22 PM): btw, don't put those last 4 sentences
Arnoldo (11:11:23 PM): LOL

Richard (11:12:19 PM): I'm too lazy to edit this interview so it will probably be on the blog now. Sorry.

Arnoldo (11:12:26 PM): LOL

Richard (11:12:42 PM): So are you saying that large women are more hungry for love?
Richard (11:12:47 PM): as well as ham?

Arnoldo (11:12:49 PM): what?
Arnoldo (11:13:35 PM): I said no such thing.
Arnoldo (11:13:43 PM): You know what, I was going to say much worse. LOL

Richard (11:14:31 PM): That you would love to fill her w/ YOUR love ham?
Richard (11:14:38 PM): is it honey glazed?

Arnoldo (11:14:46 PM): No, RichCon.
Arnoldo (11:15:00 PM): None of that. I'm not that big of a fan of Ham.
Arnoldo (11:15:09 PM): I love pussy more.

Richard (11:15:17 PM): as in cats?

Arnoldo (11:15:23 PM): NO!
Arnoldo (11:15:26 PM): LOL

Richard (11:15:32 PM): Do you agree w/ beastiality?

Arnoldo (11:15:34 PM): They shed.
Arnoldo (11:15:35 PM): NO!
Arnoldo (11:15:42 PM): Where the fuck are you going with this?

Richard (11:16:15 PM): I am only going where you take me

Arnoldo (11:16:37 PM): You're a dumb ho!
Arnoldo (11:16:38 PM): lol

Richard (11:16:41 PM): and it seems like you are taking me down a dirty, dirty, slutty path of animal sexuality.

Arnoldo (11:17:25 PM): that is ridiculous
Arnoldo (11:17:33 PM): I haven't even said anything remotely to that idea

Richard (11:17:49 PM): you were talking about pussy lovin' ham action

Arnoldo (11:17:59 PM): WTF? where did you get that idea?

Richard (11:18:17 PM): but let's move on to more important sexy topics.
Richard (11:18:25 PM): What do you think of Sam?

Arnoldo (11:18:37 PM): I don't.

Richard (11:19:00 PM): Would you love to see him happy? or fail?

Arnoldo (11:19:24 PM): Happy.

Richard (11:19:45 PM): Don't lie. You didn't say that on the phone earlier.
Richard (11:20:09 PM): You said, "I wish Sam was a women so I could do a hot blonde"

Arnoldo (11:21:13 PM): You know what? I'm going to stop on this end. It seems you're just writing whatever the fuck you want so I'm just going to stop LOL

Richard (11:21:39 PM): So, you are saying that Sam would make a hot girl?

Arnoldo (11:22:26 PM): lol

Richard (11:22:27 PM): Interesting. I will have to relay this to him.

Arnoldo (11:22:37 PM): bitch I had not even replied!
Arnoldo (11:22:38 PM): lol
Arnoldo (11:22:45 PM): you need to get laid Richard!
Arnoldo (11:22:51 PM): and apparently you want to FUCK SAM!
Arnoldo (11:22:55 PM): lol

Richard (11:22:57 PM): Interesting. You would like to make him your love bitch.

Arnoldo (11:23:01 PM): this interview is bullshit
Arnoldo (11:23:06 PM): lmao

Richard (11:23:21 PM): You want to make love w/ him in a pile of bullshit?
Richard (11:23:25 PM): Interesting.

Arnoldo (11:23:54 PM): Bye.

There you have it! There were tears along the way, but we made it through! What have we learned through this life revealing interview? Only that such a sad, sad, brown man named Arnoldo is only looking for love, and we cannot judge his attraction to blond men named Sam. No, we cannot.