Well you will all know now what makes him tick with this in depth interview. Not found anywhere else on the internet!
Richard 8:34 pm
HI SAM! How are you doing this evening?
Sam 8:35 pm
hahahaha I'm doing pretty good
how are you?
Richard 8:35 pm
Did you just ask me,"How are you?" in that voice you do?
Sam 8:36 pm
hohohohohohohoho
Sam 8:36 pm
I think I did ;-)
Richard 8:36 pm
hehehehehe
what kind of sexy profession are you in?
Sam 8:37 pm
you wanna know how I get my money, yes?
Richard 8:38 pm
Yes, is it in sexual ways?
Sam 8:38 pm
.......well, I do flirt with the old ladies on occasion to get them to buy something :-D
Richard 8:39 pm
Do you ever undress them w/ your eyes? Or do they undress you?
Sam 8:39 pm
they might undress me.....but I never undress them
Richard 8:40 pm
why not? Do their lady wrinkles make you uncomfortable?
Sam 8:40 pm
no. I just try to respect women.
Richard 8:41 pm
What if they are not respectful to themselves? Like hookers.
Sam 8:41 pm
I still try to respect them. Everyone deserves a little bit of respect.
Richard 8:43 pm
Even if they get turned on when they are abused and disrespected?
Sam 8:44 pm
yes
Richard 8:45 pm
What do you look for in a woman?
Sam 8:46 pm
oh lots of things. Mainly, I'm looking to see if we can get along.
cute face helps too :-D
but if we can get along, then most everything else will fall into place.
Richard 8:48 pm
What flavor of women do you enjoy most?
Do you like to taste the rainbow?
Sam 8:49 pm
I don't really have a preference on that. I'm generally attracted to all women
Richard 8:49 pm
What about men who dress as women?
Sam 8:52 pm
some of them are funny. most are just annoying.
Richard 8:53 pm
What if Dean Cain was dress as a woman?
Sam 8:53 pm
then my man crush on him would probably end.
Richard 8:54 pm
SO you would prefer him as all man?
Sam 8:54 pm
...........
he is a lot sexier that way
Richard 8:55 pm
Did you often picture yourself as Lois Lane to his Superman?
Sam 8:56 pm
no I didn't actually. It was more just me and him :-D
Richard 8:57 pm
So she was never your competition from the start?
Sam 8:58 pm
why would she be?
Icyrhap 8:59 pm
Oh SNAP!
Icyrhap 9:01 pm
How would you entice Dean Cain?
Sam 9:01 pm
um......I wouldn't?
Richard 9:01 pm
What if he tried to entice you? How would you react?
Sam 9:03 pm
I'm not sure. it might ruin the illusion for me. therefore I would just walk away disappointed
Richard 9:04 pm
And if he chased after you?
Richard 9:05 pm
Threatening to kill you if you leave him?
Sam 9:06 pm
I might have to sit him down and tell him that I'm not actually gay.
all the time prepared to kill him
Richard 9:08 pm
Kill him sexually with you love?
*your
Sam 9:08 pm
no. my knife
Richard 9:09 pm
But how can you kill Superman? Is your knife made out of Kryptonite?
Sam 9:09 pm
.........it doesn't have to be
Richard 9:10 pm
So you would rather just be friends?
and have him buy you expensive things?
Sam 9:12 pm
that would actually be pretty awesome. But he wouldn't have to buy me things all the time.
Richard 9:12 pm
Just when he wanted sexual favors?
Sam 9:15 pm
if that was his reason for buying me gifts, he would be sorely dissappointed because I wouldn't grant him any sexual favors
Richard 9:15 pm
When if he got you drunk w/ one beer?
could you resist his charms?
Sam 9:17 pm
If it was just one beer, I wouldn't be affected enough for his charms to work on me.
Richard 9:18 pm
if he drugged you and you woke up tied to the bed with a ball gag?
Sam 9:19 pm
well, then I don't really have much control over that do I?
Richard 9:21 pm
No, you don't. You would just have to endure the sexual frenzy of love. Bodies slapping all over the place. Moans of ecstasy filling the room. With the occasional sobbing.
Sam 9:22 pm
I think that would scar me for life
he definitely wouldn't be my man crush after that
Richard 9:23 pm
I would assume not.
Icyrhap 9:23 pm
Thank you for your time Sam! Now go back to reading more One Piece.
One last question. Who is your favorite yaoi pairing in One Piece?
Sam 9:25 pm
I dunno
never really thought about THAT
Richard 9:26 pm
Don't lie
Sam 9:26 pm
The obvious would be Sanji and Zorro. But would it work for me? Probably not.
I think I like pairing usopp and chopper
it's just too funny to not like it
Richard 9:27 pm
I agree. Ussop is too ugly for another human
Sam 9:27 pm
HAHAHAHAHA
though he's a lot buffer now
way more manly
Richard 9:29 pm
So you would pair Usopp with yourself?
Sam 9:29 pm
no way. his nose is waaaaaaaay too long
Richard 9:30 pm
his nose down there?
Sam 9:30 pm
no. his nose up here.
Richard 9:30 pm
very nice
Thank you for taking the time for this interview! Hope there will be many more of them in the future.
Sam 9:31 pm
oh I'm sure there will be ;-)
1 comment:
Oh my gosh, this is way TOO FUNNY. Sam, how dare you not think of any One Piece Yaoi pairings!!! LOL.
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