Finger Licking Good Sarah!

Ohhh Guuuurrllllll....

I'm going to start my NEW section in this blog and start to unravel the many layers of people. I will try to examine what makes people tick AND tock. My excellent journalism skills will be put to the test as I tackle my first assignment. SARAH!

You may know her as Storm from X-men. Well in my Asian eyes she is Storm, African Cocoa Goddess of the Skys! Just without all the weather powers. But she does have a taser gun that she uses for her ultimate LIGHTNING STORM ATTACK! it's just her repeatedly stabbing you with the taser gun, but it works all the same. I've know Sarah (aka Storm) for many years now. I'm not sure how many years, maybe a few, but I don't want to count them. Sarah looks harmless... wait no she doesn't! Sarah can put you in a choke hold between her legs and crush your head like a nut. A Brazilian nut at that! AND still lick the bbq sauce off her fingers! Mad props!

From my sources (can't reveal who! thanks Allen!) Sarah is a part-time killer for hire. She is such a skilled ninja that she doesn't have to even wear black. All she needs is a Sharpie marker to color herself in turn raising her deadly powers, and her Versace sunglasses. Yes! she wears sunglasses at night. That's how much of a badass she is. A ninja that goes on missions around the world taking out all the rap stars that have gotten too famous.  2pac, Biggie Smalls, Left Eye..... I don't know any other rappers, sorry. Lil Kim? is she dead? Probably. She infiltrates all the rappers by becoming close to them, when she gets them alone she unleashes her Lightning Storm to knock them out! Only to put them out of their misery with her 2 Piece and a biscuit THIGHS OF DEATH! Know by her ninja name Dilly Dil. She hides in the shadows waiting for her next assignment. I hope it's Nikki Minaj.

I can say no more as she can be lurking anywhere at night. ANYWHERE! Hmmm... better turn on the lights.

Marvel vs. Capcom 3 - Storm Character Reveal

Who is excited for the game? With the line up so far i'm not that excited like I want to be. Of course we all know that Storm would make it in the game. We all know I enjoy me a little Storm, and they should of just throw Elena in here too on the Capcom side. Then we can get the party started. She has her older costume, but i'm not sure I enjoy it as much as her sexy silver one from my memories of the 90's cartoon most are familiar with. Either way you better not mess with a chocolate woman that controls the elements of weather. She can make it hail ice on your house, electrocute your ass, or blow your car away with a tornado. Don't make the mistake of breaking up with her.

Now only if they just put Jubilee in there it would make my day. She can blind you with sparkles then run over and slap you.

Oh yeah they also announced C.Viper, but no one really cares about that other than one person I know. Also why does She-Hulk wear velcro shoes? Isn't she a lawyer? She can solve important cases, but not tie her shoes.

Another Monday...

Another Monday has come and gone, but it was a good one. ::Gasp:: Am I updating this thing? Are people even reading? Probably not reading, but I am updating it.

Happy B-day to my friend Kris!!

Today was enjoyable since I got to spend time w/ a couple of friends. Sam and Oanh took the time to drop by all the way down here to hang. Thanks! Hope you enjoy the donuts! I don't know how many glazed donuts Sam got. Probably about four in that dozen. There is nothing really to do where I am living now. I thought I could escape from coming back to where I grew up, but I guess not. I'll try escaping again soon. Since they drove down to see me it was my turn to drive, and we went down to the Temecula mall area. Since the only thing to do in this town is go to the Super Walmart (which is bigger than the mall) and watch old people shuffle through life then fade away. I had to grow up here and all they have pretty much is old people and nothing much else. I think I knew all the old people down my street when I was younger. I'd go to their house and help them with chores or just hang out. There was probably two or three other Asian families that I knew growing up here, and that probably explains why it is fascinating to see so many Asian people now as I moved away. I felt I was the only one growing up really. Oops, did I go off topic? I dunno if I did or not.

After hanging at the mall we went for dinner! My stomach was starting to hurt since I hadn't eaten since lunch time. I was getting some lady cramps or something. Hope I'm not pregnant. If I was I would just sell the baby to a rich family. How much would I get? I wouldn't give birth in some dirty bathroom then go back to reading manga like that crazy Japanese woman. Luckily that baby made it somehow after being put in a trash bag.

She needs to be on Oprah before she is done w/ her talk show. 25 years of seeing  Oprah was on TV is long enough and it is about time she takes a break. Wait, but now she is getting a network? Bitch! OWN (Oprah Winfrey Network) She already owns the minds of most women in America. Talking about fearing failure with her TV network. With all that money my network would just be old reruns of black shows like Family Matters, Living Single, and The Jeffersons. Not The Cosby Show! I think that was the only unfunny black family show in history to me. Probably because they had their stuff together, even with the 5-8 children Bill Cosby had on that show. You all know that is unbelievable. Even more unbelievable than a black man w/ a fat wife who owns a cleaners! The Jeffersons should of been The Kims or The Lees. Maybe just have the Asian family own a grocery store in the ghetto. You know that would of been a hit show in the 80's.

What was I talking about again? Monday or something? My fingers hurt from all this typing so I'll end it here for now.

Thanks for reading my Sexy Thoughts!

Sorry that brb was almost 5 years

I almost forgot I even had a blog! Since reading other peoples' blogs are boring I thought I might just as well do my own and just blog about the randomness that I enjoy. Let me think of somethings to blog about then i'll get back to you all. All three people who read this. I promise that it won't take 5 years this time. Maybe....

B-day! not D-day! or was it?

Wow! it has been soo long since I have updated my blog huh? I blame school and Oprah for all of this.

I had my b-day party last Sat. and that was a lot of fun. Of Course after telling Sam to come at 2:00pm he comes right at 12:00pm just when I wake up. He comes with many bags of ramen noodles called Smack, many small cans of mixed vegetables, and two boxes of fudge pops. Also three dollars for my b-day (he charged me 2 bucks for buying onion dip). Ohh the good times! when do they ever end?

Kris: brought two packages of yummy garlic bread, which I have now eaten all of it.

Leslie: brought with her a lasangna (can't spell it)

David: he made Leslie say that he helped with buying the cupcakes, but didn't want to, but eventually did after she said she wouldn't say he did if he didn't chip in like the cheap ass he is. lol

Pam and Heather: 3 Medium Pizzas, bag of sun chips, and two bags of candy.

Allen and Anthony: noooooooOOOoo FOOD AT ALLL!!!!!! OMG!!!! bitches!! no tamales or anything.

On other news we played a great game of Carnium and Leslie and myself wiped the floor with everone else and made sure they knew it. GO TEAM GREEN!!!

also I got shoot in the nose by the toy gun Anthony gave me by Allen.