Scene 3
Kevin:
Hey Girls!!! You aight?
Shay:
Yeah, we aight, but my hair got all messed up in the chaos! Can you believe it? Ohh yeah that rich white girl got her ass smashed by some large piece of the roof.
Kevin:
HAHA, well it’s not like anyone really even liked her skanky ass.
Shay:
Got that right playa. Like to see her whore it up not with her coochie all over the place.
Lil:
GUYS! We should be getting some help!
Kevin:
Did you see the people on fire running around? Then they tried to drop and roll but all that did was set the grass on fire. Eventually the grass was on fire and other people caught on fire. They all died. That was some funny S***.
Shay:
Oh hell yeah it was! I was like "Oh, why you all gonna even try and run? You gonna get burned like a ho in church anyway!"
Kevin:
Damn, Shay. Your should of brought your camera and take some pictures and win yourself $100,000 on that Bob Saget show.
Shay:
Ohh boy you so right. Wait who is Bob Saget?
Lil:
He was that dad on Full House, and now he has that America’s Funniest Home Videos show. Hold on! We need to help the people now!
Kevin:
Hey, Lil look! That guy on fire is coming right at you!
Lil turns around to see a guy on fire with half his face burned off, and moaning for help.
Lil:
Huh? What? AHHHHHH! AHHHH!! GET AWAY!! GET AWAY!!
Having no idea what to do Lil begins to run around in circles with the half burned guy following her. All while Kevin and Shay watch and laugh.
Kevin:
HAHA! Why don’t you help the guy?
Lil:
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! No! Stop! Ewwww! Why don’t you just die already?
Shay:
Ohh she gonna get her white ass killed now. I’ll have to handle this like only a hot chocolate Nubian princess as I can.
Shay reaches in her purse and begins to look around in it. She finds what she looks for and pulls out her arousal can of hair spray, and takes aim at the body. On contact with the spary the body explodes in a bloody mess.
Lil:
Oh my! You just blew up his flaming ass. YAY!
Shay:
Well, he was gonna go and die anyway.
Kevin:
True. We better hurry and get away from here before more flamers come.
The sky begins to rumble with lightning and thunder. Darkness begins to cover the sky, the dark clouds reveal a huge face laughing and licking its lips.
Scene 4
Large Woman:
I am the Goddess of this world now and so you all shall bend to my delicious will.
Kevin:
Damn, look at that! She is one large husky sized thing.
Shay:
Uh huh look like her ass just ate a planet.
Lil:
We should probably go hide or something before that thing sees us.
Large Woman:
MUHAHAH! I see everything with these beautiful eyes of mine, and it looks as I have found the first three of you!
Kevin:
Uh oh, I think it’s talking about us.
Shay:
She best be knowing who she gonna be speaking to. I am black and ain’t scared of your big old ass.
Lil:
No, No! Shay don’t mention that thing’s big old ass!
Large Woman:
Huh? What was that you little cockroaches? I am a Goddess and of course perfect in every way possible. My voice is so sweet as molasses it makes the ears of people bleed because it is so sexy, and my body has so many curves that you could drive all day on them.
As she raises her hands to cover her mouth as she cackles to herself the fat under her arms begin to jiggle and sway, causing a gust of wind that knock down two buildings. In a sudden burst of laughter the three point to the flapping fat.
Large Woman:
Oh noooo oH noooo! Did you just insult my voluptuous? Don’t you all be hating just cause I like my Jell-O to be jiggling honey. For that insult to my banging body all of you will pay for this! Get them my 5 Flavors of Delight!
A faint song can be heard in the distance and as it gets closer it begins to sound like an ice cream truck. The truck flies towards the three and crashes down on top of the pavement leaving a giant pothole. The small window on the side of the truck slides open and five huge women pops out of the small window as the three stood there amazed. The five large women stand there eating ice cream not noticing the three or even any orders being given. The delicious taste of the ice cream is much too delicious that they cannot function until they have devoured the last big. The five soon finish their ice cream and begin to cry, as now they have no more ice cream. The Large woman now running out of patience snaps her fingers and the ice cream truck explodes throwing the fat girls and ice cream all over the place.
Shay:
Oh oh! I got me a Drumstick!
Kevin:
A Big Pop for me!
Lil:
Hey! This is not the time for…. Oh a fudge pop! My favorite! (she begins to dance and licks the fudge pop in sexy ways)
Scene 5
Large Woman:
Mocha, Chocolate, Vanilla, Mint, Cookies n’ Cream! Kill those three right now and Mama will give you all a trash can full of ice cream!
5 Flavors:
Yes, Mama! We gonna be full tonight! (after eating all the ice cream on the ground and a few dead bodies)
The three see the 5 Flavors waddling towards them and they all let out a scream. They try to make a break for it but the combined girth of the 5 Flavors block their escape.
Friday, April 29, 2005
Thursday, April 28, 2005
Welcome to Hobo Lovefest 2005
Hmmm... i'm gonna be needing some help on the final installment of Hobo-Erotic Adventures.
Where will the final instalment in vol. 1 take place?
1. landfill
2. McDonald's
3. Africa
4. Sea World
5. Cardboard box
6. Love shack
7. Arizona
8. under a pool table
9. top of a pool table
10. a black family reunion BBQ
So there are your chocies and soooo take your pick and get your asses out there and vote, but if your gonna vote for Arnold, just don't and cut your fingers off. I'm talking about you SAM! uh huh... you know I know...
::Snap::
::Snap::
I'll then hopefully get to update the story soon. Cause i'm done with my midterms and now have lots of sexy time to myself.
C-ya!
Where will the final instalment in vol. 1 take place?
1. landfill
2. McDonald's
3. Africa
4. Sea World
5. Cardboard box
6. Love shack
7. Arizona
8. under a pool table
9. top of a pool table
10. a black family reunion BBQ
So there are your chocies and soooo take your pick and get your asses out there and vote, but if your gonna vote for Arnold, just don't and cut your fingers off. I'm talking about you SAM! uh huh... you know I know...
::Snap::
::Snap::
I'll then hopefully get to update the story soon. Cause i'm done with my midterms and now have lots of sexy time to myself.
C-ya!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hello again!
sorry for the late updates and post, but i'm just too lazy to be posting all the time. Cause you know how much typing get me out of breath. i'm almost dying right now and weezing form just typing this right now. lol I'm just so larger than life. (no comments please)
Hmmm... I still need to add in the last installment of the Hobo-Erotic Adventures. This will be the final capter in the 1st volume of Tam's adventures, and so he'll be stuck in some prison cell untill I bring him out of it.
So just keep in mind that there will be a new installments! Yes! there wil be an all new original series that I will be writting and posting. It shall be called for now "Thuc Me In Goodnight" or something else if I feel like it. The all brand new series will be following the adventures of a new character and his over sexual zelous friend. The two will hopefully get into some sexy situations and because of that we'll have sexy results.
If you have any suggestions for story line please leave me sexy comments and you might see your ideas in the stories. Of course you will not get any credit for them and any suggestion that I will used will be erased form the comment section.
P.S In Kaleido Star : New Wings, you get a sexy little Chinese girl. Ohh them Asians!
sorry for the late updates and post, but i'm just too lazy to be posting all the time. Cause you know how much typing get me out of breath. i'm almost dying right now and weezing form just typing this right now. lol I'm just so larger than life. (no comments please)
Hmmm... I still need to add in the last installment of the Hobo-Erotic Adventures. This will be the final capter in the 1st volume of Tam's adventures, and so he'll be stuck in some prison cell untill I bring him out of it.
So just keep in mind that there will be a new installments! Yes! there wil be an all new original series that I will be writting and posting. It shall be called for now "Thuc Me In Goodnight" or something else if I feel like it. The all brand new series will be following the adventures of a new character and his over sexual zelous friend. The two will hopefully get into some sexy situations and because of that we'll have sexy results.
If you have any suggestions for story line please leave me sexy comments and you might see your ideas in the stories. Of course you will not get any credit for them and any suggestion that I will used will be erased form the comment section.
P.S In Kaleido Star : New Wings, you get a sexy little Chinese girl. Ohh them Asians!
Tuesday, April 19, 2005
Random sexy updates!
Hi again everyone! I'm good and you?
hmm.... this weekend was filled with super ghettoness. This weekend was the Cambodian new year and also the 30th anniversery (can't spell) of the Khmer Rough being taken out of power so it was wierd celebrating the new year with also such a horrible thing that had happened. About 2 million people were killed during that leadership. Anyway I went to two parties this weekend. One was at San Barnadino and another at Pomona on Sun. Both were ghetto like all Cambodians are. Annoying kids all over the place and what I have always feared in becoming... a ghetto Asian, and there were some there. Also on lighter news a bunch of cops, maybe five or six came later on to bust up the gambling, cause we all know that Asian people be liking to gamble.
After that we left to go eat at Seafood Capital Restaurant near Sam Woo's. It was a good dinner except that we didn't order sweet and sour soup!! OMG! no soup! So basically I didn't eat muich because of that and when I don't eat much you know something is wrong. ohh my poor sweet n' sour soup! why?!
Other news:
New Pope, OMG! he be German! I was hoping for a black one like I was hearing about or maybe the Latin American one, cause we know they be the hardcore Catholics. I also remember hearing that after the death of John Paul II and the next pope Armageddon is gonna be coming so you better all start praying now, or just become Buddhist cause you can't go to hell if you don't believe or can you......
Also congrats on KZ for getting to be on the staff at AX this year. He'll be doing the manga library and we all know that is gonna be a lot of work to do. So big ups to you KZ. LOL your gonna be a manga librarian! haha that is sooo sexy! you can wear a suit and put your hair in a bun then take it out and wave your hair all around in slow motion with all the people looking. YOU need to do that! yay! for KZ and his long sexy black sea of an ocean star eleven hair!
Also hi sam! have fun pushing t-shirts and getting slapped by girls in Japanese uniforms! i'll be one of them *wink
Also hi ALLEN! you still have my INUYASHA CD!! i'll take you Love Hina hostage untill then. also i'll be needing 5-14 of Love Hina. The best part is when they made the kisisng machine and Motoko got some sweet, sweet kissing. lol
Good Times! Moving on up!
Also help me come up with a title to the new sexy movie scrip i'm starting to post. do it or die! with unsexy results. how u like them apples? I like Golden Delicious, you?
hmm.... this weekend was filled with super ghettoness. This weekend was the Cambodian new year and also the 30th anniversery (can't spell) of the Khmer Rough being taken out of power so it was wierd celebrating the new year with also such a horrible thing that had happened. About 2 million people were killed during that leadership. Anyway I went to two parties this weekend. One was at San Barnadino and another at Pomona on Sun. Both were ghetto like all Cambodians are. Annoying kids all over the place and what I have always feared in becoming... a ghetto Asian, and there were some there. Also on lighter news a bunch of cops, maybe five or six came later on to bust up the gambling, cause we all know that Asian people be liking to gamble.
After that we left to go eat at Seafood Capital Restaurant near Sam Woo's. It was a good dinner except that we didn't order sweet and sour soup!! OMG! no soup! So basically I didn't eat muich because of that and when I don't eat much you know something is wrong. ohh my poor sweet n' sour soup! why?!
Other news:
New Pope, OMG! he be German! I was hoping for a black one like I was hearing about or maybe the Latin American one, cause we know they be the hardcore Catholics. I also remember hearing that after the death of John Paul II and the next pope Armageddon is gonna be coming so you better all start praying now, or just become Buddhist cause you can't go to hell if you don't believe or can you......
Also congrats on KZ for getting to be on the staff at AX this year. He'll be doing the manga library and we all know that is gonna be a lot of work to do. So big ups to you KZ. LOL your gonna be a manga librarian! haha that is sooo sexy! you can wear a suit and put your hair in a bun then take it out and wave your hair all around in slow motion with all the people looking. YOU need to do that! yay! for KZ and his long sexy black sea of an ocean star eleven hair!
Also hi sam! have fun pushing t-shirts and getting slapped by girls in Japanese uniforms! i'll be one of them *wink
Also hi ALLEN! you still have my INUYASHA CD!! i'll take you Love Hina hostage untill then. also i'll be needing 5-14 of Love Hina. The best part is when they made the kisisng machine and Motoko got some sweet, sweet kissing. lol
Good Times! Moving on up!
Also help me come up with a title to the new sexy movie scrip i'm starting to post. do it or die! with unsexy results. how u like them apples? I like Golden Delicious, you?
Monday, April 18, 2005
It's Only the Beginning!
Scene 1
Many torches running down the sides of a long walkway light a large dark room and the smell of rosemary roasted chicken fills the air. The talking of two huge shadows can be heard and as the camera moves closer their scratchy fat voices can be heard more clearly.
Shadow 1:
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Shadow 2:
Hey! What chu up to now?
Shadow 1:
Nothing much, just ate some old people, babies, chickens, and blew up some buildings you know the usual boring stuff.
Shadow 2:
Awww… sounds like so much fun! Why didn’t you call? Girl…. My ass was
just sitting around and eating hobos off the street, and you know how they are, "Oh.. please don’t eat me… I don’t have anything else but life itself!" Then I’m like " why would your ass even want life if all it’s doing is sitting on the side of a freeway with a cardboard sign asking for handouts?" Then he be like "Damn! that is true, eh eat me then" Ohh.. girl! Hobos they be like the craziest ho’s that have live on the steps of a church.
Shadow 1:
Tru dat sister Mayo Mama.
Large Woman:
Shut the Hell up you dirty fat bitches! I’m here trying to watch my stories. Now get your asses to Earth and hurry up and destroy it, cause mama is hungry and I ain’t gonna be saving you no stir fry midgets if you take too long. We got other bidness in another galaxy. Now git to the go biatches!
Shadow 1&2:
Yes, Our large and delicious Mistress
Scene 2
The scene opens up to a high school next to the ocean and soon zooms in onto one classroom. There a single young blonde girl of the age of sixteen sits in her English class.
Lil:
(To Herself) OMG! This class is so boring especially with that old hag of a woman. Hehe she kinda looks like Cher, but older, more like a troll, and except that her lady berries are sagging and starting to knock against her knees. Hmm…. so not really like Cher I guess. More like something you would find at a shelter and try to set fire to. Ohh Lil you are too much.
The bell rings and the students and the students go into a pushing rage. Kids are knock down and stepped on as they all struggle to get out of the classroom. In all there were two deaths, but they were foreign exchange students so no one really noticed or cared.
Shay:
Hey! Cracker! You glad it’s summer vacation?
Lil:
Ohh sweet wrathful God yes. Now I can get started with my reading. I’ve bought all theses books and haven’t had any time to read them.
Shay:
Yeah, you go read your stanky old book. I gotsa go and get my hair did tomorrow at Big Mama Hair Shack. My weaves be getting all crusty and ghetto, I think they even started to fall out. This is why I don’t take showers! All that water made my hair enhancements moldy and green.
Lil:
Yeah, your hair does look like someone put fried snakes on top of your head and then they exploded in a stinky mess.
Shay:
Bitch! No you didn’t just get your meat on my grill. Uh ugh … best be getting that off my grill cause it ain’t gonna cook on my grill :Snap: :Snap:
Lil:
Girl! Shay Shay! You know that I just play with chu, don’t get your ham hocks in a knot.
Shay:
Aight then, you still my little cracker. Ohh.. we gonna be late meeting Kevin. Lets get on the go go.
The ground then suddenly starts to shake and the gym’s roof explodes right off, sending parts of the roof in all directions. The flaming rubble hits many classrooms and it is assumed that many are injured or killed. A piece of rubble comes flying at Shay, but nearly misses her, but sets her hair on fire. She runs around screaming while Lil just stands there in shock at the fiery scene. Shay finally puts out the hair fire in a toilet, but the toilet was not flushed so she had an extra surprise in her hair. Lets just say that it was not one of her original hair snakes.
Shay:
Oh Damn, Damn, Damn! What the hell was all of that mess?
Lil:
I don’t really know, but we should be helping the injured or something like that, right?
Shay:
F*** that S***! Im’ma get my black ass out of this. Sweet Jesus! What did I do to deserve this? I only pushed that girl down the stairs once. We’ll she did try to take them ear rings I wanted. Yeah, that bitch deserved that push, and I did get a good laugh. Hmmm.. Good Times!
Lil:
Shay! Shut up! We can’t just leave the…. Oh Crap! Is that Kevin?
A young guy comes running waving his arms in the air at the two girls. Kevin is another close friend and the two girls are overwhelmed to see that he was all right.
(More Will Be Posted Later)
Many torches running down the sides of a long walkway light a large dark room and the smell of rosemary roasted chicken fills the air. The talking of two huge shadows can be heard and as the camera moves closer their scratchy fat voices can be heard more clearly.
Shadow 1:
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Shadow 2:
Hey! What chu up to now?
Shadow 1:
Nothing much, just ate some old people, babies, chickens, and blew up some buildings you know the usual boring stuff.
Shadow 2:
Awww… sounds like so much fun! Why didn’t you call? Girl…. My ass was
just sitting around and eating hobos off the street, and you know how they are, "Oh.. please don’t eat me… I don’t have anything else but life itself!" Then I’m like " why would your ass even want life if all it’s doing is sitting on the side of a freeway with a cardboard sign asking for handouts?" Then he be like "Damn! that is true, eh eat me then" Ohh.. girl! Hobos they be like the craziest ho’s that have live on the steps of a church.
Shadow 1:
Tru dat sister Mayo Mama.
Large Woman:
Shut the Hell up you dirty fat bitches! I’m here trying to watch my stories. Now get your asses to Earth and hurry up and destroy it, cause mama is hungry and I ain’t gonna be saving you no stir fry midgets if you take too long. We got other bidness in another galaxy. Now git to the go biatches!
Shadow 1&2:
Yes, Our large and delicious Mistress
Scene 2
The scene opens up to a high school next to the ocean and soon zooms in onto one classroom. There a single young blonde girl of the age of sixteen sits in her English class.
Lil:
(To Herself) OMG! This class is so boring especially with that old hag of a woman. Hehe she kinda looks like Cher, but older, more like a troll, and except that her lady berries are sagging and starting to knock against her knees. Hmm…. so not really like Cher I guess. More like something you would find at a shelter and try to set fire to. Ohh Lil you are too much.
The bell rings and the students and the students go into a pushing rage. Kids are knock down and stepped on as they all struggle to get out of the classroom. In all there were two deaths, but they were foreign exchange students so no one really noticed or cared.
Shay:
Hey! Cracker! You glad it’s summer vacation?
Lil:
Ohh sweet wrathful God yes. Now I can get started with my reading. I’ve bought all theses books and haven’t had any time to read them.
Shay:
Yeah, you go read your stanky old book. I gotsa go and get my hair did tomorrow at Big Mama Hair Shack. My weaves be getting all crusty and ghetto, I think they even started to fall out. This is why I don’t take showers! All that water made my hair enhancements moldy and green.
Lil:
Yeah, your hair does look like someone put fried snakes on top of your head and then they exploded in a stinky mess.
Shay:
Bitch! No you didn’t just get your meat on my grill. Uh ugh … best be getting that off my grill cause it ain’t gonna cook on my grill :Snap: :Snap:
Lil:
Girl! Shay Shay! You know that I just play with chu, don’t get your ham hocks in a knot.
Shay:
Aight then, you still my little cracker. Ohh.. we gonna be late meeting Kevin. Lets get on the go go.
The ground then suddenly starts to shake and the gym’s roof explodes right off, sending parts of the roof in all directions. The flaming rubble hits many classrooms and it is assumed that many are injured or killed. A piece of rubble comes flying at Shay, but nearly misses her, but sets her hair on fire. She runs around screaming while Lil just stands there in shock at the fiery scene. Shay finally puts out the hair fire in a toilet, but the toilet was not flushed so she had an extra surprise in her hair. Lets just say that it was not one of her original hair snakes.
Shay:
Oh Damn, Damn, Damn! What the hell was all of that mess?
Lil:
I don’t really know, but we should be helping the injured or something like that, right?
Shay:
F*** that S***! Im’ma get my black ass out of this. Sweet Jesus! What did I do to deserve this? I only pushed that girl down the stairs once. We’ll she did try to take them ear rings I wanted. Yeah, that bitch deserved that push, and I did get a good laugh. Hmmm.. Good Times!
Lil:
Shay! Shut up! We can’t just leave the…. Oh Crap! Is that Kevin?
A young guy comes running waving his arms in the air at the two girls. Kevin is another close friend and the two girls are overwhelmed to see that he was all right.
(More Will Be Posted Later)
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