Sexy Soldiers: Pt. 2

Scene 3
Kevin:
Hey Girls!!! You aight?

Shay:
Yeah, we aight, but my hair got all messed up in the chaos! Can you believe it? Ohh yeah that rich white girl got her ass smashed by some large piece of the roof.

Kevin:
HAHA, well it’s not like anyone really even liked her skanky ass.

Shay:
Got that right playa. Like to see her whore it up not with her coochie all over the place.

Lil:
GUYS! We should be getting some help!

Kevin:
Did you see the people on fire running around? Then they tried to drop and roll but all that did was set the grass on fire. Eventually the grass was on fire and other people caught on fire. They all died. That was some funny S***.

Shay:
Oh hell yeah it was! I was like "Oh, why you all gonna even try and run? You gonna get burned like a ho in church anyway!"

Kevin:
Damn, Shay. Your should of brought your camera and take some pictures and win yourself $100,000 on that Bob Saget show.

Shay:
Ohh boy you so right. Wait who is Bob Saget?

Lil:
He was that dad on Full House, and now he has that America’s Funniest Home Videos show. Hold on! We need to help the people now!

Kevin:

Hey, Lil look! That guy on fire is coming right at you!

Lil turns around to see a guy on fire with half his face burned off, and moaning for help.

Lil:
Huh? What? AHHHHHH! AHHHH!! GET AWAY!! GET AWAY!!

Having no idea what to do Lil begins to run around in circles with the half burned guy following her. All while Kevin and Shay watch and laugh.

Kevin:
HAHA! Why don’t you help the guy?

Lil:
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! No! Stop! Ewwww! Why don’t you just die already?

Shay:
Ohh she gonna get her white ass killed now. I’ll have to handle this like only a hot chocolate Nubian princess as I can.

Shay reaches in her purse and begins to look around in it. She finds what she looks for and pulls out her arousal can of hair spray, and takes aim at the body. On contact with the spary the body explodes in a bloody mess.

Lil:
Oh my! You just blew up his flaming ass. YAY!

Shay:
Well, he was gonna go and die anyway.

Kevin:
True. We better hurry and get away from here before more flamers come.
The sky begins to rumble with lightning and thunder. Darkness begins to cover the sky, the dark clouds reveal a huge face laughing and licking its lips.


Scene 4

Large Woman:
I am the Goddess of this world now and so you all shall bend to my delicious will.

Kevin:
Damn, look at that! She is one large husky sized thing.

Shay:
Uh huh look like her ass just ate a planet.

Lil:
We should probably go hide or something before that thing sees us.

Large Woman:
MUHAHAH! I see everything with these beautiful eyes of mine, and it looks as I have found the first three of you!

Kevin:
Uh oh, I think it’s talking about us.

Shay:
She best be knowing who she gonna be speaking to. I am black and ain’t scared of your big old ass.

Lil:
No, No! Shay don’t mention that thing’s big old ass!

Large Woman:
Huh? What was that you little cockroaches? I am a Goddess and of course perfect in every way possible. My voice is so sweet as molasses it makes the ears of people bleed because it is so sexy, and my body has so many curves that you could drive all day on them.
As she raises her hands to cover her mouth as she cackles to herself the fat under her arms begin to jiggle and sway, causing a gust of wind that knock down two buildings. In a sudden burst of laughter the three point to the flapping fat.

Large Woman:
Oh noooo oH noooo! Did you just insult my voluptuous? Don’t you all be hating just cause I like my Jell-O to be jiggling honey. For that insult to my banging body all of you will pay for this! Get them my 5 Flavors of Delight!

A faint song can be heard in the distance and as it gets closer it begins to sound like an ice cream truck. The truck flies towards the three and crashes down on top of the pavement leaving a giant pothole. The small window on the side of the truck slides open and five huge women pops out of the small window as the three stood there amazed. The five large women stand there eating ice cream not noticing the three or even any orders being given. The delicious taste of the ice cream is much too delicious that they cannot function until they have devoured the last big. The five soon finish their ice cream and begin to cry, as now they have no more ice cream. The Large woman now running out of patience snaps her fingers and the ice cream truck explodes throwing the fat girls and ice cream all over the place.

Shay:
Oh oh! I got me a Drumstick!

Kevin:
A Big Pop for me!

Lil:
Hey! This is not the time for…. Oh a fudge pop! My favorite! (she begins to dance and licks the fudge pop in sexy ways)

Scene 5
Large Woman:
Mocha, Chocolate, Vanilla, Mint, Cookies n’ Cream! Kill those three right now and Mama will give you all a trash can full of ice cream!

5 Flavors:
Yes, Mama! We gonna be full tonight! (after eating all the ice cream on the ground and a few dead bodies)

The three see the 5 Flavors waddling towards them and they all let out a scream. They try to make a break for it but the combined girth of the 5 Flavors block their escape.