Full Name: Tam Burger
Nicknames: Tampon, Tammy G, Stinky Hobo, Eww
Birthplace: Riverside, CA
Likes: dry cardboard, eating not out of a dumpster, walks in the ally, gloves w/ fingers cut off
Dislikes: children, chickens, cramps, being hit by cars, and rolling into the ditch, black women (only large ones)
Motto: "Just because it's in the trash doesn't mean it ain't good for the eating!"
1st Memories: Being verbally attacked by a large black woman, then having his candy stolen
Personality: Tam is just your average bum on the streets after being kicked out by his former lover Gina after a fight about the mayo and who would finish the jar. Tam is yet your lovable hobo that takes nothing seriously, unless he is stealing it. Overall he is the last person to know what evers going on and when he does know he doesn't use this knowlegde and usually ends up getting attacked by wild dogs or wild chickens. So bascially he a stupid bum that you can't really get mad at, only at his stench.
Hair: dark dirty brown color sticking all over the place and being partly coverd by a beat up old hat he had found off a dead person at some funeral
Clothes: a large dark green colored trench coat coved with dirt and many other substances. He wears cut off shorts that go a little bit pass his knees, and it is all kept up by a vacuum cord tied around tightly. The shoes that he prefers to wear are old army boots or when it is hot outside he goes for the old fashion bread bags w/ holes in them for air circulation. Wonder bread bags are his favorite. The days they he feels like a real man he uses his giant red purse that he had been hit in the head by a large mayo woman in the park. Now he calls it bag-o-wonders and keeps all his nit-nacks in, which is really just a marble and a plastic bag from Stater Bros.
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