Sunday, April 10, 2005

Character Profile: Paprika

Full Name: Paprika Nae Nae Jackson

Nicknames: Coaco Goddess, The Queen, Buckwheat's Mama, Nae Nae, Latoya, Ebony Chocolate Sundae, Mama, Zulu and Bad Mutha...(shut yo mouth!)

Hometown: Atlanta, GA

D.O.B: 12.25.70 (she calls herself a gift from Heaven)

Likes: Dark Chocolate men, just plain dark Chocolate, press on nails, hair extensions, t.v (Oprah)

Dislikes: skinny white men, the po po, things not deep fired, Tax collectors, and the movie Beauty Shop ( say that she was to star in the movie NOT Queen Latifa)

Motto: "If you you can't eat it, then why you gonna be running after it?"

1st Memories: Verbally attacking a little white boy who got in her way while she was chasing the Mexican man with the ice cream cart.

Personality: Paprika is the type of girl that will cut a bitch that gets all up in her grill. Especially a girl that is trying to cook her meat on Paprika's grill. Quick to get mad and will even chaqse you down in her Volvo if she has to, cause she is not a long distant runner or even a short distant runner, she would rather use a motorized wheelchair if she could, and plus she could get the blue handicap parking pass that she had always dreamed of getting when she was still a Chunky Rocky Road flavored girl. Usually hate men since her daddy left her and her mama when she was still 25. So now she only sees men as a love toy and one day hopes that it will actually rain men.

Hair: Her hair is made of the right side being in braids and one side being a large black puff of hair. Usually her hair changes every week so we can;t be sure what it truly looks like or that she really has any at all. (owns the largest wig and extension collection in the west coast)

Clothes: Her favorite clothes are anything that will grab attention and if she is lucky will blind people so she can steal their food off the table. Her favorite outfit is a skin tight leopard print cat suit with 9 inch heels. Once she wore a dead cat as a neck wrap and didn't know it, she was told by some girl that it was a fashion trend, that girl hasn't been found since.

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