NEW YEARS!!!

Finally going to be spending New Years in VEGAS with my friends!! How are you spending yours?! I haven't been in Vegas in over 7 something years I believe. I'm really excited to finally get to go again and to celebrate the New Years with my good friends. The only thing that sucks is that there are 3 couple and then just poor alone me :( I won't have anyone to kiss again to start 2012. Yet, i'm okay with that since 2012 will hopefully be the last year then the world will end and I won't have anyone to cray over. Hohoho, Yes I am bitter. It is what it is. Relationships only lead to more problems than I think it's really worth anyway. I will make the trip the best that I can in order to make it a great end to 2011 and wonderful beginning to 2012.  I will do my best to take some sexy pics and hopefully some video too to document this sexual journey into the new year.

Hope you all stay safe and have a sexy ass New Years! Because I know I will! Also Oanh and I will collect all those naughty cards that they pass out on the strip. Gotta catch them all!

Happy Holidays!!

I'm going to try and make this one short....HAPPY HOLIDAYS to all my family and friends out there! I wish I could be more happy around the holidays, but it makes me sad sometimes around this time of year. Holidays brings back too many memories from my childhood both good and bad. YET! I will try my best to make the best of everything and hopefully bring smiles to my family and friends!

About to head out for some sushi lunch with friends, a little more X-mas shopping then Mission Inn holiday lights in downtown. So far sooooo good. I'll see how it all turns out today. Plans for X-mas eve not down in stone yet, but planning on spending it with friends also since i'll be working X-mas day :( Work is difficult when you have to be nice to strangers all day long (especially when they aren't pretty). HOHOHOOOOOOOO!!! Maybe i'll add more to this post later. Maybe.....but probably not.

Andrew's Just Walking

Here is a bonus video clip for you all from the December B-day party! Andrew is just showing you how he walks down the street like any other ordinary person. More like extraordinary!

December B-day Sexual Fever! Part 3

Ohhhhh..... Do I even have anything left to post from the party? Yeah, yeah I DO! Rest of the night consisted of soggy, and stumbling people. Happy people, but not people able to walk straight without some support of a wall or another person.

ROUND 2 of the fight between Cyril and Richard's Angels consisted of ANGELA!! Also know as my cousin, Angela doesn't take crap from no man. Especially weak ass men who try to mess up her hair!! A couple of leg locks and a head lock right into the door quickly ended this fight!

LEG LOCK!!

December B-day Sexual Fever! Part 2

The saga continues!!! I'm not even sure where to begin. I just remember lots of drinking and people falling all over the place. Mostly Cyril and lots of Josie! What sexy drunks! A certain little boy tried to pick fights with all the ladies that night but of course lost horribly to them all. Richard's Angels 3 Cyril 0. Round 1 consisted of one of the toughest tacos! The Michigan Manhandler! Freckle Sunshine herself! MALINDA!! Poor Cyril didn't even stand a chance with this one. How many times was he tossed to the ground? Count how many in the clip below! With bonus supper happy Andrew in the end!




That's it for part 2, but wait for part 3!!! Who were the other ladies that Cyril lost against? Wait and see!

December B-day Sexual Fever! Part 1

What happens when you get all these bdays in the month of December?!! YOU HAVE A BIG ASS PARTY! and by big ass I mean Sarah's big ass! Sarah made her sexual reappearance at the party!! She had been missing in action for months now, and no one really expected her to show herself. Or maybe she was just in the shadows this whole time and didn't smile so no one saw her.

I think Sam liked it!!

Another Late Night Kickback

Here are a few more pics from a kickback a couple months ago. It's when Lime Allen was born! The night consisted of fighting, choking, kissing, hooka, LOTS of Cyril's love advice and drinks.

Cyril is at it again!!

Thanksgiving & Sarah (Black) Friday

What a Sarah Friday it was!! It's been such a long time that I actually went out on Sarah Friday and wanted something. This year I had to get a PS3!!! $199 for a bundle with two games! Little Big Planet 2, and a Ratchet game came with it this year. I know Little Big Planet will be fun, but not sure about the other one yet. Let's start from the beginning......

Trouble Maker - K-Pop

Comprised of Hyuna of girl group 4minute and Hyunseung of boy group Beast (BS2T) have collaborated in this sub group Trouble Maker. Sexy spies with sexual tension? Yes, I'd like some of that. A touch of action and the video would of been even better. 

Taco Love Letters

WAAAAAAA!!! I've been a naughty boy and haven't update my blog for your reading pleasure (sexual). Nothing much going on :( well there was plenty I just don't remember much of it. Never mind I just remembered right now!! I was told that my Princess Tacos loved getting love letters, but some of them never got any! How is that even possible?! I usually don't express myself like this, but I took matters into my own taco and decided to write them all special love letters filled with my deepest thoughts, and sexual explosions. I can't say what was written to each girl because it's a secret between each of us. ALSO! because I don't remember what I wrote :)

Comikaze Adventures!!!

My adventures to Comikaze started on Friday the day before the event. I didn't want to drive back home then come back again to meet my friend Kris so I spent the night at Josie's place. You remember Josie right? from my other post? Malinda gave her drunk ass a talking to in the LA fair videos I posted earlier. We started Friday night watching a movie of my pick! I choose Attack the Block!!! Black British kids fighting aliens monsters in the ghetto?!!! UHHHH... YES, PLEASE!! I thought it was a good movie. Good action scenes and funny at times. I think Sam and Princess Tacos enjoyed the movie also. I recommend the movie as it plays with class structure as anyone can really be a hero, even ghetto children.

Wonder Girls - Be My Baby - K-Pop

The Wonder Girls are finally back with their new second album Wonder World!! They have released their title track Be My Baby. It's a cute catchy song as that's what they are know for. Just add K-pop with the Single Ladies video style and you get this MV.

LA Fair 2011 BONUS !!!!!!

This is probably the best part from the entire day at the fair, and I know you will all agree :)

Air Duster

I haven't really posted things other than videos up :( sorry if you all missed my random sexy rants and stories.

Well I have another one for you today! Couple days ago at work what would be discovered by the dumpster? You guess it, a passed out guy! YAY! Finally something exciting happened! Guy was knocked out by the dumpster and what do you think he was surround by? Cans of Air Duster! YUM! Cause you know that stuff is fun to inhale and pass out from. Well apparently he wasn't too good at it and went unconscious. Silly idiot was lik sleeping ugly next to his three cans of Air Duster. Yet, what was even more funny was that he was apparently asking for signatures for some petition! The ground was littered with the papers all around him. I guess he got bored asking for signatures, and decided to take a break. A cigarette maybe, but a few cans of compressed air? Even better! gets me full every time . Ambulance was called and his dumb ass was taken away.

The best part? I got two cans of Air Duster for my computer!!! YAY! Mmmm, well one can for my keyboard and one for me! Mmmmmm...... Cleans the body inside out! j/k two cans for me!!!

Also a car ran into the Subway next door, but there were no fatal injuries :( so that was boring. ::giggles::

Richard & Company LA Fair Part 3

The final part to the drunkeness that occurred at the LA Fair. A special guest shows up at the end. ENJOY!

Girls' Generation - The Boys

Girls' Generation one of the most popular girl groups in Asia is releasing their album in English also!!! Hope they do well so we can finally see more Asian faces in the media!

Richard & Company LA Fair Part 2

Here we are again at this drunken fair we all call life. Part 3 still to come!

Richard & Company S2 EP 8 Sam

It's finally here! The last episode of Richard & Company season 2. Don't be sad just yet because I still have a couple of specials left to share. It involves the LA Fair and some soggy tacos. Very soggy. Make sure you watch till the very end because I put a sexy bonus clip from yours truly!

Orange Caramel - Shanghai Romance K-Pop

I like this happy song and cute music video!

Richard & Company S2 EP 7 More Cindy

MORE CINDY! Can you handle it?!

Richard & Company S2 EP 5 Cindy

Another episode!!! I'm out of control!!!!

Richard & Company S2 EP 5 David

Since I took so long to upload this season I'm going to give you another one with our very own boys love star, DAVID!!! He's more entertaining on video then in real life, lol crazy David.

The Black Factor!

I think I know what I'm missing in life....a large black lady friend!!!! OHHHH, I want one sooooo bad! Going to start auditions for one. Instead of the X Factor it's going to be the Black Factor. Of course I will have a British accent! I need me a Paula...hmmmm who acts drunk all the time? Or I can just get a real drunk friend to play her role. We all want and need one because when you get into a fight you know your going to need one to back yo ass up! She could probably take 4 or 5 skinny bitches down by herself. We would eat KFC, Popeye's, and Church's  all the time and have so much fun watching BET. When we get mad at each other we will have hand snapping fights, and 3 hours of head rolling back and forth till one of us gets a neck cramp. I'm already thinking about all the good times we will have. Auditions will take place behind the K-mart. See you all soon!!

Must be same size or larger and come w/ own bucket of chicken!

Richard & Company S2 EP 4 Kristina!

It's finally here! Sorry for the long wait. I just got lazy or I just started playing Dragon's nest instead. ::lady giggles::

Aunt Hong's Wedding!!!

Congrats to my beautiful aunt Hong and new uncle Adam!! They got married Sat. Oct. 1st. The wedding took place at one of the gayest places on Earth, Disneyland. It just happened they got married on gay day at Disneyland and both had red as it's theme color. My cousin Angela and I of course wore red to celebrate!! Cause we tough bitches!! Don't worry Melissa, we gonna come kick that creeper's ass for you at school too! Another great thing to celebrate at the wedding was that my I got to see my dad again! I haven't seen him since I last visited Cambodia years ago. Also got to see my little brother again too! it was a day with a lot to celebrate. One of the best days this year so far.

My brother Eric and cousins, Sydney and Don

Cherry Blossom Festival in Little Tokyo

Wow, what can I say about the difference from this year and last? It was almost like night and day. Last year the festival took place as it was scheduled and was a great success. The festival was spread across Little Tokyo, and it was filled with people enjoying all the festivities. This year not so much. A certain earthquake rocked Japan right before the festival was scheduled to take place. I assume they didn't want to celebrate a festival right after such a terrible disaster, but they should have. If they were smart they could of turned the festival into a fundraising event also, and it would of been very successful I think. BUT! instead they pushed it back a few months, and what was left was a parking lot filled with a few sad booths. I would of taken a picture, but it wasn't even worth taking my camera out. 

This is How My Tacos Eat Chips

As honorary Queen Taco it is my duty and privilege to feed my little Princess Tacos. We eat with grace, skill and dignity....... and this is how we do it!

insert the chip in between the tatas like so...

She got Slapped with a Sandwich!

Josie wanted a bite of Brian's sandwich, but instead got slapped with it.

Brown Eyed Girls Sixth Sense - K-Pop

Richard & Company LA Fair Part 1

Finally edited a little bit of the footage that I got from the fair. Only the 1st part! stayed tuned for part 2!

Sailor Moon Manga Re-Release!

Finally they are re-releasing the Sailor Moon manga!!! It's been out in Japan for a while now but they are finally bringing back my favorite manga of all time! All brand new translations that will stick closer to the original. I already placed my order in and it should be arriving by next week.

Prepare to be punished!

Malinda Likes Mutton

Here is an unedited clip from the LA Fair. More to come soon, or when I feel like it.

I Missed you Internet!

:::TEAR:: After all this time I have finally gotten my internet up and running again. No more borrowing it from the old man next door. Now that I have it there really isn't that much to do..... hmmmmm. lol. Just got to get caught up on my random readings and world news. Much has happened since I last posted for my precious readers.

Richard & Company S2 EP 3 Dustin

It's finally here!!! What is Dustin's favorite position?! Watch and you will find out if he doesn't keep avoiding the hard hitting questions I ask as a professional journalist!

LA Fair 2011

Did everyone get a chance to visit the fair this year yet?! For you who don't know, a fair is a place where people go to walk around in the hot ass sun for hours doing random things. Some random things may be eating over priced fair food such as, deep fried whatever you can dip in batter like Oreos or pickles. Or a giant turkey leg, but the newest thing I saw this year was a block of fries. Yes, it was giant deep fried block of curly fries. I even saw a chili cheese covered block. It was sooo nasty that you couldn't help but want to try it. Sam bought a block and we all had some.


The heart attack block! About to attack Anthony



Sailor Moon Abridged

I never thought Sailor Moon could be this entertaining once again. If you know the show and you are a fan of it like I am then you will enjoy this new dubbed version!

Richard & Company S2 EP 2 Allen

Finally the second season continues with the long awaited arrival of ALLEN'S in-depth sexually charged interview. The hard hitting questions that no one else will ever dare to ask! Find out the secret and reason for his unhappiness! It's all here in this 2nd episode of Richard & Company! The end of each interview also includes bonus features not see anywhere else.




Stay tuned for next week! or when I feel like uploading the next episode. I already forgot who it was. I think it maybe Dustin so you can probably just skip that episode. HOHOHOHOHOHOHOH!!! Till next time.

Hot as a Crotch!! Oh, YEAH!!

Yes, it is so hot that I have referred to the weather to that of a dirty moist crotch of a large fat person. How large and fat? That depends on how hot it gets. The weather should never be anywhere near 100 degrees! If I could have it my way the weather would just stay in the 60s-70s all the time. Winter gurl, where you at? Lazy bitch, get your frosty ass over here!!!! Need you to cool it down up in here.

Super Junior Mr. Simple - K-Pop

If you are a fan of K-Pop then everyone must know the group Super Junior. They have a lot of members and I can really only recognize about 4 or 5 of them. The last few songs they have released have been similar, but I guess they know what sells. Here is their newest MV. Enjoy, joy! My favorite is the chubby one because I can tell him apart from the rest easiest! Hohohoooooo.

4MINUTE Mirror Mirror - K-Pop

It's 4Minute! Should be 4Minutes, but I will forgive the Korean people for this. This one time. Haha, enjoy!

Naughty Hot Summer Day

Is summer over yet? I hate this hot, nasty, sticky weather. I'm a winter kind of guy. I love it when it's freezing at night and I have to wear socks to bed or my feet will go numb. I just bury myself under all my blankets and hibernate like a yellow bear. Not Winnie the Pooh! Hmmm... Now I want some hunny.

Richard & Company S2 EP 1 Kris

Hi everyone! Hope you all have been doing well, and I know what you all want. The first episode of the new season is finally here! This is just the low quality one that I uploaded, a higher quality one will be uploaded as soon as I get a better internet connection. Our first guest in no other than Kris!You may recognize him as the Asian Rapunzel, but he's not locked in no tower! He broke out and is ready to chat with Richard & Company.




Stay tuned to the next episode! It will be uploaded and shared when I feel like it :3
hohohohohohooooo!

Second Season of R & C coming SOON!

I worked on the episodes of Richard & Company last night and I am almost done with editing them all for this season. There was just one episode that got messed up and I have to redo that one when I get the chance to. Each episode will consist of an interview and a bonus footage clip at the end of the interview. This season we have many guest appearances. People who you may recognize are Kris, Sam, Allen, David, Dustin, Kristina and Cindy! Keep checking back for updates and maybe even a new episode.

Episode 1 staring Kris will be uploaded and shared soon with everyone!

Richard & Company S2 Opening!!!

The long wait is over!!!!! I got done with the opening a couple hours ago and finally got it uploaded.  I wanted to use another theme song that brought back memories. The Perfect Stangers theme song was one of my favorites from back in the day and I thought it would fit well. Stay tuned later on as I will start editing the episodes of interviews that we shot. Hope you all enjoy the opening for Richard & Company Season 2!!!

Richard & Company - Coming soon

Another hot skanky moist night as I here update my blog in Allen's sauna of a room. Why is it sooooo hot and wet? Maybe because the AC isn't on or is it because the two are playing Yu-Gi-Oh. Yes, they really are and I think Sam is cheating since Allen doesn't know the rules too well.

I'm still waiting to get my editing program so I can start editing for Richard & Company Season 2. I just did a mass group interview one by one and will be splitting each person as an episode this time. I'm still looking for a good song for the intro. Any suggestions? This season we have very special guest! Cindy, Allen, Krstina, Kris, David and Dustin will be making their very first appearance to the show! Can't wait to edit and share with everyone.

Here is the opening from the first season! With an unsexy appearance from Arnoldo! Just to bring back some memories.



Stayed tuned for more of Richard & Company!

SISTAR So Cool - K-Pop

Some K-Pop I am enjoying right now and would like to share! I wish there was a green glitter dress :(

Photo Booth Pics w/ Cousins!

Had a fun last Saturday and got to hang out with my younger cousins. What did we decide to do? Take photo booth pics of course! We went to Cue a photo place in the area and had some fun.



Hearts!!!!!



Photo Booth Fun Time! Round 1

People are so Stanky!

I've seen a lot of ghetto people in my life. I even consider myself ghetto at times because I am a honorary black woman. Yet ghetto as I am I do have some standards in life. I will knock a dumb bitch down some stairs if need be, but will also help them back up. Is that ghetto or just crazy? More funny I guess. I had a few instances of dumb stanky ass people today and I will share these stories for your reading pleasure.

Boobie Grabbing and Ice Cream Eating Time!

It was just another ordinary weekend. Nothing exciting had happened and everyone was just waiting for the weekend to arrive. I know I was. But what happens when the drinks start flowing and the fire blazes? Mostly some crazy ice cream eating and random people shuffling. Who was shuffling? It really was more of people kicking their feet back and forth. Did I mention all the boobie grabbing? There was plenty of that!

Sam made a new friend!

2NE1 I am the Best - K-Pop

I have found a way to get people to read this blog and it happens to be by talking about K-pop. Well maybe they don't read it, but they sure do click on it if I mention a popular group. I've been a K-Pop fan for awhile now mostly because American mainstream entertainment still hasn't caught that Yellow Fever and I need to see some Asian people in the media!

2NE1 is a very popular group at the moment in the K-pop world and known for not taking that annoying cute route that many girl groups debut with.

Bom, Dara, Minzy and CL

She Got Slapped with a Sandwich! Teaser

Who was it? I think we all know who it was or do we? Stay tuned for the next update! It involves shuffling, sandwiches and even some ice cream eating action. What flavor was it? Find out soon. But here are a few pictures for you all the enjoy in the meantime. 

David's B-DAY!!!!

David, hope that you had a great bday!!! Great seeing you and everyone last Sat. to celebrate it! Not sure what else I should say to you.....hmmmmm....something really embarrassing? Nah, I'll save it to say to you in person :3 I consider you a close friend and wish you only and all the best. Now stop spending so much on your apartment! I need to be your financial manager because you are going to be broke soon and on the streets. Dustin make him stop!!!!

HOW DARE YOU GET A PEACH CAKE DAVID!

David do you even read my blogg? Do you? You better or I will post funny pics of you eating ice cream. Because....you know I have many pics of that and of CLASSIC David. Now go buy Street Fighter Arcade edition so we have something for me to beat you at. lol

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows pt. 2 Review

So much sexual tension between these two! Just wait till they cross wands! ;)

What can I say about this movie? Has it really been ten yrs since it first started? Has the cast really gotten that much uglier? Especially Potter and Ginger? Yes and Yes! I had forgotten how many gingers that they sneak into the movie! A whole family of them and not just a small one but a more of a huge Mexican family of gingersnaps! ::Shivers::

Sam and Unicorns Together at Last!

I think these pics were from Anthony's Bday at Allen's place a few weeks back. I don't remember much other than eating at Red Lobsters, Cyril not being able to find the Red Lobster and then Red Lobster making us all sick later on.  After that the party started.....

We all know where this is going to lead...

Bored Photo FUNTIME!

I'm a cool kid! Cause I ride a skateboard and don't have a car!

Allen's Room

I am here at Allen's place in his hot ass room. Thanks goodness I found a random fan in his room that magically appeared in his closet. His closet is big enough to rent out to Sam. I think Sam may rent out the closet for $50 a month. Then Sam could randomly pop out of the closet to surprise Allen while he's changing or making some tissue babies. Ewwww.... that's not really a sexy image to get stuck in your head is it?

AX Day 0 - Day of Forgotten.....

It has almost been so long already since it was AX. It always goes by in a sexual frenzy of a flash. Of course my AX started off with a funny sexy start. Woke up all kinds of crazy early that morning and almost overslept because 15 more minutes to rest your eyes always end up more like a hour. One day I will control time itself, but for now I will just play by its skanky rules. Got my big ass suitcase into the car and drove all crazy to make it to my friend Sarah's place. I had this huge suitcase while she just has a duffel bag. I'm sorry but I gotta pack all my beauty supplies, beauty takes a little work. Luckily I'm naturally beautiful and all I really need is some soap. Hohoho.....sorry for all that cannot comprehend all that is Rich$Con. One day I might explain it to you. Probably not.

My AX 2011 Comic for the Art Contest

Wow, AX was more tiring and foot numbing than I thought it was going to be. I will try to upload my pics as soon as I can. You all better enjoy them! But first here is my entry for the Manga Lounge Art contest that we hold every year! I judge the contest so I can't really win, maybe I should change that rule?

Sam has only one reason to love Summer.

Manga Lounge Staff Group Pictures!!

Richard, Oanh, Ken, Cyril, Allen, Sarah, Eric, Kristina Andrew, Anthony, Angela, Simpson!

Plans for AX Day 0

It's approaching fast like a black person in a track race. Day 0 that is. I think I have everything ready for AX this year. I just have to finish packing and preparing myself for all the crazy anime fans that will start to stink up the convention by the end of day 1. I got my febreeze and I'm not afraid to spray a stanky bitch in the face then run. Bought some snacks and things to drink because you know a bitch be getting thirsty in July weather. Psh, might as well bring my water spray bottle I got from Ken and Oanh. Spritz myself all over in slow motion. It's going to be sexy and refreshing.

Anime Expo is Coming!

Coming faster than a drunk Sam around a big gurl in some Daisy Dukes on a hot summer afternoon. EWWWW.... dirty Sam is dirty. He has no internet right now so he can't read this! Hohoho! but the rest of you can enjoy my sexy ramblings on today's topic. Which is Anime Expo 2011 and CHUBBY GIRLS!

Kung Fu Cooking Girls!

You know I love certain things and this animation combines them all; food, girls and martial arts. So Yum Yum!

Manga Lounge Photo Shoot - Anthony!

Anthony aka Dirty Sanchez

Who is that guy sitting under a tree? is it a day laborer? No, it's Anthony! One of our late  shift night laborer at the lounge. Today is his birthday and I would like to congratulate him! I'm not sure how old he is. Maybe in his early 20s? I dunno. You ask him if you want to know. So get a cup and let him mix you up a drink.  He's shy and won't ask this certain girl out. We all know she wants some boom boom. I can assure you she looks like she can drop a bomb to make a big boom boom pow! Don't be scurrd Anthony and shuffle on into that bat cave.

Mutant Powers - In the Mix, ability to mix various liquids and convert them into potions with various effects. Mostly water into various liquors with sexy results. 

1000 HITS!

Wow! I finally got a 1,000 hits! Thank you all for reading my sexy thoughts. What sexy topics do you want me to blog about? Black woman, food, Sam making out with other guys, black women eating food while watching Sam make out with other guys? Let me know and send me things to review! Or something for me to comment on. I'll review and comment in the only way I know how. In Richard fashion.

THANKS!!!

My Bday! Part 3 To the Trilogy!

Sam's First Kiss? A Summer Time Romance? Penises Entwined? 

It only gets more sexual as the night went on.

I don't even know where to begin with this last and sexually charged last part to the Richard B-day Trilogy. So just let me start with drunken Sam stumbling all over the place after a couple of beers and probably one shot. I  couldn't believe how "drunk" he was. I swear it was just Sam overreacting stumbling around rubbing up on people. Mostly rubbing up on the guys. One guy in particular caught his attention. Let's just say it walk like two marshmallows melting together becoming one. HURKKKK!! I just gagged a little and not in a good way ;) Let's just say that after a few drink Sam becomes very friendly to anyone who allows him to grope and caress them.

Manga Lounge Photo Shoot - Cyril!

Cyril aka Rave

Who can this little glow stick be? Non other than our staffer Cyril! Don't be fooled by his little stature and bite size Snicker body. Cyril can drink like no other. After about three shots he's passed out on the grass. You may want to put him into a pokeball, but don't since he would probably die from it. Where can you find him other than the Manga Lounge during AX? The dance of course! He will be the one that is glowing and doing the shuffle in the middle of the dance floor. Cyril, it's time to take us to Funkytown!

Mutant Powers - Dazzel, uses the power of sounds and converts it into a light. He can create a blast of light, holograms and a bad ass light show mostly for raves. Caution, he may cause seizures.

F(x) Hot Summer - K-Pop

I enjoy K-pop probably for the fact that I get to see Asian faces since there is still such a lack of it in American media. Is it just me or was there more Asian faces in television back in the 90's than there is now? It sure does feel that way. Almost like it's we are getting less exposure. So I turn my head and ears towards the east where I can satisfy my Yellow Fever.



Is it going to be Hot Summer for for the group F(x)? This 5 member girl group comes from the same SM Entertainment that brings you Girls' Generation, DBSK, Super Junior, Shinee and of course BoA. I can finally distinguish Korean faces from one another after lots of hard work watching videos on Youtube and Korean dramas. So let me introduce the memebers of F(x) in Richard fashion.

My Bday! Now continues...Part 2!

That shirt is not wet from water. More like chunky water.

Speeding like the Asian driver I am back to Riverside to meet my friends at Allen's house. I try my best to make it back before midnight, before my bday is over. Before my car turns back into a pumpkin at midnight. Psh, I wish some crazy white lady popped out of nowhere to grant my sexy wishes. I'd lock her ass up in my magical sex cage that I stole from the Shakira video. Of couse I washed the ass sweat from the cage before locking my magical granny wishmistress. I park at Denny's since Allen's place has crappy parking and no valet...RUDE!

Manga Lounge Photo Shoot - Sarah!

Sarah aka Hot Cocoa

I am almost scared to introduce our next staffer Sarah. She is the muscle and the sexy in Manga Lounge. You won't be fooled by her looks because you know her lovin' is going to hurt so good. For Anime Expo she transforms into Summer Time Sarah. You can tell by the Daisy Dukes and sandals, but don't think she won't lay down the sexy pain while in flats. She's our resident Sheva from Resident Evil 5. From zombies to lame guys trying to get her number she puts them all into a crushing thigh lock of death. Can you handle this cup of Hot Cocoa? Caution! Maybe very Hot! Sip with care or you might just get burnt. Maybe you won't mind getting scalded by this.

Mutant Powers - Midnight Might, the powers to control all darkness around her. Shadows and black people are bent to her will. Also she can use her finger as a Sharpie marker. 

My Bday Part 2 Teaser

Oh Sam, what mischief have you gotten into now?

Better clench that ass shut Allen!

Manga Lounge Photo Shoot - Allen!

I would like to introduce our resident brown man to everyone! Allen is his name and having large suspicious eyebrows is his game. Don't stare at the eyebrows for too long or they will hypnotize you. He enjoys one sided self pain inflicting love. You will be seeing him in the late shifts during the Lounge hours because small children fear him. So if you dare, come visit and he will tell you tales of unrequited love and about milk. Milk has only betrayed him once. How? Come to the Manga Lounge and just sit right back and hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip.

Mutant Powers - Eyebrows of Indifference, his eyebrows have the ability to grow and extend. They become an extension of his willpower or lack of it.

Manga Lounge Photo Shoot - Oanh!

Oanh aka Lady Snatch

 I would love to introduce my assistant manager for the Manga Lounge, OANH! She's kind, caring and wants to make sure you have a good time. But don't let those Asian eyes fool you. She's my partner in crime and we don't let any sushi or Korean BBQ go uneaten or left behind. What turns her on the most? Ken? No, free stuff! So watch out exhibit hall when she comes in she's there for a mission. May it be free posters, pens, stickers, or napkins from the restaurant. None are safe from her grasp.



Mutant Powers - Snatch, the ability to snatch the power of others and use them for her own. She usually just snatches free random things.

Happy B-Day to ME! Part 1

Hellooooooo......

Squatting like a good Asian and reading manga

If you already didn't know this past Friday June 10th was my birthday. Another year has gone by so fast and yet I am able to fight ravages of time and stay so beautiful. I'm not sure what it is, but I do seem to age more beautifully like a black woman. She maybe 85 but still look like if she was in her 40s. They do say that black don't crack! Also someone said fat don't crack either, but that's due to all that stuff in McDonalds that must of preserved the person.

X-Men Low Class

Even she would of made the movie somewhat enjoyable. 

Just a warning that I will spoil the movie for you if you read this. So you're welcome ahead of time because this movie was so bad and boring that I have suffered in your place for you. First of all Jubilee is not a main character in this movie as you would all of loved her to be. I know I was disappointed when the most yellow thing in the movie were Kevin Bacon's old teeth. Jubilee you are my teenage dream with your short middle aged Korean lady haircut, blue dish gloves and yellow raincoat. You can shoot your sparkles into my Asian eyes anytime. But be warned when I wink my sparkles will even blind the sun. Wait, what was I suppose to do again? Oh, yeah the film was so bad I rather talk about Jubilee, my Asian sparkle shaker.

Staff Training! Richard's Angels!

How are my millions of readers?! Sexy? I hope so!

Staff training for the Manga Lounge went very well and we actually had the entire staff make it! I'm glad everyone took the time to come and join us. It's good to round up the staff before the convention starts. Once it starts then it's going to get more crazy than a ho in church! This year we introduced three new staffers into the Manga Lounge family. Angela, Simpson and Kristina! They will be my new Richard's Angels.

Just checking if I did this right and can update my blog using my phone. It's probably going to give me thumb cramps! <Rich$Con>

I'm ALIVE!

Sorry for not having been updating my blog in awhile, but I've moved and haven't had internet set up. I'm borrowing the neighbor's teehee. I was just worried about my MILLIONS of readers so I just wanted to give a little update to satisfy your hungry for my sexy thoughts.

Anime Expo is coming up and I'm a little excited since it's my first as manager for Manga Lounge. I lied I don't get excited about things because they may lead to disappointment. Should be lot's of fun this year (hopefully). Me running a department? It's either going to be great or things are going to catch on fire. Let's hope there is no fires since I didn't budget any fire extinguishers for our room.

I get to manga shop for the lounge, but i've been out of the loop so long that I don't even know where to start or what's good out now. I will just have to judge a manga by it's cover like I do people since its much easier than having to read the back cover or taking the time to get to know a person. SOOOO... no ugly covers or ppl :) j/k or am I?

I guess this post will have to satisfy my readers for now. So read it slowly or multiple times to get your daily fix. Since i'm not sure when I will update next. It may be next month or later tonight. Depends on my mood really, and my moods be swinging like a drunk hooker.

Riverside Lunar New Years!

Oanh and I caught a lion!

How was everyone's lunar new year? Sexy? I hope so. Last week a few friends and I attended the 1st annual Riverside Lunar New Years celebration downtown Riverside on Mission Inn. St. The street was closed down for the 1st ever new years celebration. The year of the rabbit is now upon us. Some famous rabbits that we all know are Allen Ruiz, the Tu twins Michael and Steven, and Albert Einstein. Less famous ones such as Tiger Woods and Whitney Houston are also rabbits of the chocolate kind. Not the good kind of chocolate. The last year's Halloween chocolate kind.

I was surprised people showed up.

 The main section of the celebration was held in front of the Riverside Library. They had performances such as little children doing Bollywood performances, traditional Japanese dancing and also martial arts exhibitions. I enjoyed watching the little Indian children dancing to the dance songs of Bollywood with my friend Sam. I especially enjoyed the boy who didn't really know all the moves or he was just stage shy. Either way it made the performance better.

For some strange reason Sam had never tried takoyaki. The delicious molten lava hot octopus balls. So of course Sam had to try some for the first time. He wondered why it was still soft in the middle, but that is how it is suppose to be. The takoyaki was 7 balls for $5. Most of his balls were not inflated. Sam had gotten sad octopus balls.

Here this Japanese surfer man is making them.

I wished they had more food stands then just the  five or six they had, but as the first festival it still was a good start. They also had Hawaiian sausages. They were only called it Hawaiian because I assume it had pineapples, which it did. Who do we all know that loves sausages AND Hawaiian? our resident tan man Dustin. Who will pay 9 dollars for a sausage in a bun! 9 dollars! 9!!!! Let me catch my breath.

Of course what Lunar New Years doesn't have dancing lions! They had two yellow ones and a black one. You can guess which one I had my eye on. ::wink:: Taiko drums could also be heard, but not seen as I can see old people playing drums on youtube, and didn.t want to gather around with the other people.

This man had a good time. He got a whole plate full of food!

As the day came to a close Oanh and I ran around grabbing as much free crap as they could give out. We got so much useless crap. Except that toothbrush kit that came in handy later that night. The night ended with a display of fireworks that were a very nice end to a good day of food and friends. I assume they just hired the x-man Jubilee and had her on top of the library blasting off her powers. We all know she had nothing else to do, and any paying gig is worth it.

Of course you end the night with more food and we ate at the Spaghetti Factory. Dustin had the nerve to order the same as me. I guess he has learned if I like it then it must be good. He should of used this logic when I was not eating a $9 sausage.

"Uhh, okay. Richard I will do as you say next time"

Pala Choices Buffet

Pala Casino
11154 HWY 76,
Pala, CA 92059
1-877-946-7252

Silly David, You can't eat crab with a straw!

 
I do love me some buffets and Pala has a great one. There are so many to pick from and hence the name Choices for the Buffet. Whenever we can my friends and I like to go on a Saturday night for the buffet since it has all the delicious crab legs you can eat! A plate alone of the crabs gets your money worth. For about $25 with the member card Privileges. I went to the Crab Shack or something and for about the same price all I got was a little basket w/ some crab and butter in a paper cup.

Someone here likes his sausage.

If seafood is not your thing then just take yourself to the meat stations where they cook up your meat right there for you. Steak, burgers, giant sausages cooked all to your liking. After stuffing myself with so much crab legs I went back for some other food. I enjoy the seafood so I attacked all the shrimp dishes that they had.

Poor Mr. Crabs! Where will Spongebob work now?

What do you do when you are so full and cannot eat another bite? You take yourself to the desert bar! At this point I was about to toss my cookies, but that only made me want some cookies. Instead though I opted for the delicious banana crepe.

OANH! Save me some!

How do you end your buffet experience? Food coma? I couldn't end with a food coma since I had to drive, but I ended with something even better!

Ignore the embarrassed Dustin in the back.

Manna AYCE Korean BBQ

Manna Korean BBQ
3377 W Olympic Blvd
Los Angeles, CA 90019
323.733.8516

What do people do after spending a long day in LA? EAT! and that is exactly what we did a few weeks ago. After spending the day with good friend and seeing Little Tokyo and Chinatown we had to pay Koreatown a visit. Can't leave Korea out or they might complain. So with Arnoldo leading the way to food we ended up at Manna. It's a good thing we arrived before the rush of people who came about a hour after us. The place was completely packed by the time we were half way in with out food. 

Domo was  ready to dive into all the side dishes.

They waitress said that all the grills were not working that night, but I know the real reason. All the meat orders were just taken and cooked in the kitchen instead of on the table grill. That took the fun out of grilling our own meat, but then it let us probably eat more. With all those people on a Sat. night they probably didn't want to wash all those grills. Well they don't wash it, but the lone Mexican man in a little outdoor shack has to was them all by himself. Just him and his little radio playing Spanish music as he washed dishes in the cold. I felt bad for a few seconds.

SIZZLE I SAY!

For such a large place the selection was very few. 16.99 got you AYCE and choices from eight different types of meats. Our group liked the brisket and short rib the most. That and we didn't really get a menu so those two were what we remembered the waitress saying they served. No seafood!? I wanted to watch some little octopuses dance on the grill for me, but sadly there was no delicious dance of the sea. Our group of six destroyed six or seven servings of meat, maybe more but it's all hazy because of the food coma that came after.

David attacking the egg dish behind the curtain of flavor steam.

After inhaling all that food were were pretty much stuffed till the brink of popping. Fighting our way out through the crowd that was trying to get in we made it back outside into the nipple popping cold LA night air. The parking lot was now completely packed with people trying to find a place to park to eat at Manna. Asians all driving near each other made me nervous, but luckily there were no car explosions this time. The food was good for the price, but the company made it so much better!

Kris Interview! A New RPG in the Works?!

As a White Mage Kris gets his MP from Cindy's unhappiness. 

Here is the interview many were waiting for! Mainly just Kris and I. We go deep down into the dirty world of RPGs and people get put into their classes. So get ready to be schooled. Are you more of  a White Mage? Bard? Summoner? Hooker? Pick your class wisely or we'll do it for you.

Richard (9:13:56 PM): Good evening Kris! How are you this night?
 
Kris Zoleta (9:14:11 PM): I am doing well
Kris Zoleta (9:14:23 PM): I just finished a Board meeting, so I am feeling great.

Richard (9:14:59 PM): Did you just put yourself on mute and watch anime?
Richard (9:15:03 PM): I would of.
 
Kris Zoleta (9:15:09 PM): Nah, it was a good meeting
Kris Zoleta (9:15:16 PM): Not to mention this season of anime is not that good
 
Richard (9:15:44 PM): Not as good as Arnoldo covered in butter?
 
Kris Zoleta (9:16:06 PM): Yeah, that is a pretty apt description.
Kris Zoleta (9:16:18 PM): But I think Arnolo might prefer margarine

Richard (9:16:30 PM): Have you seen the anime Princess Jellyfish?
 
Kris Zoleta (9:16:43 PM): That is like the only anime series I didn't watch

Richard (9:17:11 PM): Wow, it happens to be the only series I did watch.

Kris Zoleta (9:17:17 PM): If you recommend it, I may since you have the golden touch,
Kris Zoleta (9:17:35 PM): I mean, you have a hit rate of 100%

Richard (9:17:59 PM): It is about a crazy jellyfish addicted shy girl living w/ other creepy otaku women.
 
Kris Zoleta (9:18:21 PM): So it is basically about Allen
 
Richard (9:19:05 PM): If Allen was beautiful after taking off his glasses off and plucked his eyebrows then, yes.
 
Kris Zoleta (9:19:26 PM): Ha ha ha
 
Richard (9:19:37 PM): And if a dragqueen started to fall in love with him then, Yes.
 
Kris Zoleta (9:19:38 PM): But his eyebrows are endearing
Kris Zoleta (9:20:10 PM): It is like Sam's ability to steer a conversation into One Piece
Kris Zoleta (9:20:19 PM): Even if it has nothing to do with One Piece
 
Richard (9:20:25 PM): They are like the hungry caterpillar
Richard (9:20:47 PM): Sam just randomly mentions pirates
Richard (9:20:58 PM): and starts to yaoi pair the characters up
 
Kris Zoleta (9:21:04 PM): You could be talking about eating pizza and somehow Sam would tie that into One Piece
Kris Zoleta (9:21:15 PM): I loved the question you had about Yaoi pairings
 
Richard (9:21:27 PM): mainly Usopp and Chopper is what he enjoys
 
Kris Zoleta (9:21:43 PM): I don't recall seeing a One Piece pairing in the Yaoi gathering in Anime LA.
Kris Zoleta (9:21:55 PM): .....but of course I was pretty far away

Richard (9:22:19 PM): U need  request that special pairing

Kris Zoleta (9:22:28 PM): Ha ha ha
Kris Zoleta (9:22:34 PM): That is a very special one to say the least
 
Richard (9:22:54 PM): It should just be Franky and Chopper
 
Kris Zoleta (9:23:02 PM): How would that work?

Richard (9:23:30 PM): It would be some sort of animal/mecha sex explosion

Arnoldo in the Raw Interview! Love Confessions of the Brown Kind!

 

 

It hit the spot just right. More like a brown spot.

Hot of the hot presses of the sweatshops in a little Chinese town comes the interview that even Barbara Walters didn't want. What makes this man/woman tick? Now YOU the reader will know the enigma that is called Arnoldo.  Man? Woman? Beast? Lesbian? Find out through this ground breaking interview. Are you prepared?

Richard (11:03:14 PM): let's do an interview then for my blog

Arnoldo (11:03:39 PM): ok
Arnoldo (11:03:42 PM): right now?

Richard (11:03:54 PM): u got something better to do?

Arnoldo (11:04:06 PM): nope
Arnoldo (11:04:14 PM): Well, masturbating

Richard (11:04:17 PM): :-(

Arnoldo (11:04:18 PM): but that can wait
Arnoldo (11:04:19 PM): lol

Richard (11:04:39 PM): Hi ARNOLDO!!! How are you doing this evening?

Arnoldo (11:04:58 PM): I'm doing Great! Rich$Con
Arnoldo (11:05:01 PM): how about yourself?

Richard (11:05:13 PM): I'm doing dandy like sour candy.

Arnoldo (11:05:28 PM): I don't know what that means but I hope it's good!
Arnoldo (11:05:30 PM): :-D

Richard (11:05:46 PM): I have no idea what it means either.
Richard (11:05:57 PM): So how is life treating you?

Arnoldo (11:06:37 PM): Life is going well. It could be better but we can only do with what we have right now.

Arnoldo (11:07:16 PM): Meaning I keep struggling to make my place in history. I'm writing some items, I'm TRYING to learn how to draw and I'm cleaning my room. One of the most incredibly painstaking tasks ever committed by men.

Richard (11:08:22 PM): I've seen your room. I think it is where evil peoples' souls go when they die to suffer for eternity.

Arnoldo (11:08:39 PM): Well, that and they keep talking to me before finally rotting that it just makes it annoying.

Richard (11:08:47 PM): Also, you draw like a monkey w/ no arms, feet or a tail.

Richard (11:09:33 PM): But back to more important things.
Richard (11:09:39 PM): How is your love life going?

Arnoldo (11:10:33 PM): It's not.
Arnoldo (11:11:04 PM): It's taking a break until I lose my weight. After that, I'm going to get on all the bitches I can. As long as they're clean.
Arnoldo (11:11:11 PM): If not, I ain't touchin' that!
Arnoldo (11:11:22 PM): btw, don't put those last 4 sentences
Arnoldo (11:11:23 PM): LOL

Richard (11:12:19 PM): I'm too lazy to edit this interview so it will probably be on the blog now. Sorry.